To Julie
Love Debra
*disclaimer: None of this is my work this is a gift for my sister*

 

meulinweipon:

gaimez:

Ten Germans try to say the word “squirrel”

As Jeremy Clarkson says: Germans can’t say the word “squirrel”. Though, to be fair, most native English speakers can’t say the German word for “squirrel” (eichhörnchen) either…

This is the cutest thing I’ve found

Squiddle
Square
Squid
Screll
Squuur
Squaaaaa

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

(Source: kimkangaskhan)

randomdeinonychus:

pure-nxk:

Godzilla getting a cuddle from THE Godzilla (Haruo Nakajima was the suit actor for Godzilla)!Both of them look very pleased with themselves. Legendarygoji even looks like he’s clapping to me. Haha.

Godzilla and Godzilla, together at last.

randomdeinonychus:

pure-nxk:

Godzilla getting a cuddle from THE Godzilla (Haruo Nakajima was the suit actor for Godzilla)!

Both of them look very pleased with themselves. Legendarygoji even looks like he’s clapping to me. Haha.

Godzilla and Godzilla, together at last.

tonystarks:

tonystarks:

tonystarks:

life changing, i tell you

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life changing

apparently his wife scoots too

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and his daughter

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where has this knowledge existed all my life

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hugh jackman is a very serious action star with a very seriously life who very seriously plays wolverine a very serious xman

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he’s a very serious man

loganmcowen:

loganmcowen:

I was feeling paranoid about that dark entrance to the other room so I made this to make myself feel less paranoid

Thank you Joj for taking the screenshots

Look at all the notes little ghost friend got!!!

http://justaddfiction.tumblr.com/post/88231528223/ivorytowermind-dominique-inique-inique

ivorytowermind:

dominique-inique-inique:

everybody seems to think ravenclaw is a quiet place to read but i quite disagree

i mean maybe the fact that it’s so light and airy is because they need to be able to open the windows when jack blows something up while experimenting with…

(Source: theresstillme)

yrrard:

REFUSE to CONFORM to SOCIETAL NORMS, GENDER ROLES, or the HARRY POTTER EPILOGUE